By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
The older I get, the more I appreciate the dark – or at least extraordinarily dim lighting. I tend to appreciate the nuances of not being able to see much, especially my own reflection. It’s all because I look AMAZING in the dark. I know it’s true because Mr....
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
Well, I’ve finally done it. I’ve enrolled in a “program.” Now I know what you’re thinking: It’s not AA. It’s a program to get rid of these final 20 extra pounds that have stuck to me like the smell of cheap perfume for nearly two years now.
Granted...
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
It appears that I have a rodent issue. Now this is not breaking news; this has been an ongoing issue for a while now.
I also have an issue with slightly damaging things. Mr. Kaminski says “break.” I prefer a more genteel description as befitting a Southern...
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
This wild, wacky winter weather – at least according to literally every meteorologist in the state of Texas – is on my nerves. Or maybe it’s the frigid freeze forecast or the bone-chilling blizzard blast. Either way, I am over the hype.
The cold I really don’t...
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
I don’t advertise my purchases. I have a job, and my credit cards work; therefore, I feel a limited at best obligation to share my shopping soirees with Mr. Kaminski. Sure, there are times when I will provide cursory details to the money man, but all in all, I keep...
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
I’m different. I’ve always known that. Mother always said I was “special,” but I know that’s code for odd. I like things that most people don’t. I certainly wear things that most people won’t. I read things that most people would absolutely refuse....
Posted on Jun 29, 2022 in
On the Porch with Patti
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
It is mid-June, and this summer thing has gotten real. And frankly, I’ve taken this going pro thing very seriously. Being a Professional Porch Sitter is a serious business, and it’s not for the faint at heart, so I may or may not have had Mr. Kaminski install an air...
Posted on Apr 25, 2021 in
On the Porch with Patti
By Patti Parish-Kaminski, Publisher
I read while Tim Kaminski drives. It’s one of the things that keeps us married – my uncanny ability to focus on something while completely disregarding his driving prowess – or lack thereof. Mr. Kaminski also fills up my email inbox while at red lights,...